last ditch effort

A final, pathetic attempt to do something when all other possibilities have been exhausted.

As a last ditch effort to become the cool kid and bring down all the jocks that shoved him in his locker and and threw him into piles of horse manure, Gerry turned to UrbanDictionary.com, where he could freely post definitions like "Gerry is da man" and "Joe Sparks is a poop-eating twatfaced loser".

by Nick D August 13, 2004

La Croix

Bubbly Water with a hint of fruit that nobody can pronounce

Ah yes, the "Pamp el mouse" La Croix is my favorite.

by hehehhehehheheheheh July 13, 2018

Obama's last name

One of the tree unsolved mysteries.

The three unsolved mysteries are

Area 51
Bermuda Triangle
And Obama's last name

by LeilaSP October 6, 2019

Langa

Reki’s dense boyfriend

Langa: Are you okay?

Reki: *flinches* yeah

Langa: okay

by getadumbassforfree March 11, 2021

moon language

Any text in a script that the speaker is not familiar with. Often used on 4chan to describe the Japanese language.

Nine pages of crazy moon language later, I have not found anything by the same artist.

by Logical Dash September 8, 2005

Large Professor

Emcee for the hip hop group, Main Source, and now is an acclaimed hip hop producer and emcee

Large Professor is a great producer and emcee.

by Craig April 8, 2005

laughattacks

When you start randomly laughing or laughing at something and can't stop laughing. Kind of like a heart attack. This only applies to 0.000001% of the people around the world

I get laughattacks
Laughattacks are fun.
Laughattacks are smexy <3

by IAMAWESOMEANDWEIRD October 16, 2011