your the baby I'm the daddy

When you have a MILF/cougar and have to let her know she the baby and you the daddy!

your the baby I'm the daddy

by JayBucks July 21, 2024

I'm BABY

When an idiot can't determine their age:)

Harold: "Hey Charles you forgot to put the milk up"
Charles: "Well I'm BABY "
*Charles proceeds to be a pain and not put the milk up*

by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022

I'm A Car

ur horny but its just an easy way to say it

Ethan: fuck dude I'm a car shes too hot

by toby_innit August 30, 2021

I'm eighteen!

A song by Alice Cooper. Good song to listen to when you turn eighteen.

Turns eighteen: I'm eighteen!, and I don't know what I want!

by Avocado Toast ✰ November 6, 2018

I'm sorry

You say this to your friends when you are about to kill them

Friend: why do you have a knife in your hand?
You: I'm sorry but I want to kill you
Friend: Please don't, why would you do this?
You: I don't know I just feel like doing it because why not

by ImwastingtimeonUrbanDictionary April 10, 2023

I'm Desiced

You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died. but it is extremely amusing.

Friend 1: DAMN, that man got crossed.
Friend 2: I'm Desiced

by BigFellaIsFat June 3, 2018

I'm a cup

ok

cup 1: Hey guess what?
cup 2: What?
*silence*
cup 1: I'm a cup
cup 2: A what?
cup 1: I'm a cup

by SpicyHamsandwich February 3, 2023