god facutie

The cutest and fatest person alive. The god facutie is the leader of all facuties. Once the god facutie is born the title cannot be removed until death. At the present day the god facutie is Julien. Past god facuties include Rodger Wilder, Jason Beall and others.

All hail the god facutie. There is no one cuter and fatter than he!

by Master of Dictionary January 6, 2011

God-pire

n. A vampire with an extreme God complex to the point of believing himself to be God.

n. One who uses others to make themselves feel more relevant; deceptive, manipulative person.

God-pires are usually drawn to weak minded, usually gullible and kind people.

The God-pire turned millions of people into vampires, making them his followers.

That guy was such a god-pire; all he did was use you.

by Sheepii July 25, 2011

God job

A job description with so many requirements that only God himself could do it.

We need a Graphic Designer w/ 4 year degree who knows typography and color theory up and down, can do everything print from business cards to catalogs to billboards w/ expert or better all CS5. Must know web interface (Dreamweaver) including php, java, javascript, Joomla, ZenCart, FM integration, etc. Must be guru level FCP, After Effects, Flash, ProTools and at least 5 years experience digital photography, video and lighting w/ major agency. Must art direct shoots, fluent w/ file prep for mobile and games. Certifications and bilingual Cantonese a definite plus.

"Wow. Only God himself could do all that."

"Yep, it's a God Job alright."

by DammitlDave October 12, 2011

God slut it!

This is a way of expressing anger when something bad happens. Instead of saying god damn it!...you say god slut it!

When my dad dropped a bulldozer on his thigh, he said "God slut it!" with much anger.

by whoa in a whoa March 3, 2012

God pocket

The anus

Shaun wasn't sure if he could get his fireworks through customs so he had to smuggle them in his God pocket

by Ash Castle October 16, 2012

God of Sweets

The God of Sweets. Is one who lives off sweets. They have formed there body to accept sweets. They live and crave them. They will die if they don't have enough sweets thought. So they usually have a servant who brings them sweets on a daily baises.

The Boy, Lawliet, Who ate so much sweets. Became the God of Sweets.

by GeekyGal July 9, 2014

God Zone

A relationship status Quo similar to "the friendzone" but instead avoiding the relationship for Religious reasons.

Bruh:ya so she said she wasnt interested because she wanted to keep her relationships "biblicaly okay."
Bro: oooooh your in the god zone Bruh.

by the dearly ditched July 28, 2014