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existential dead 

Taking existential dread one step forward. The feeling when you're in a continuous existential crisis so you just go numb and "die" on the inside.

Just like you experience existential dread you also experience existential dead.
Sophie was in the final year of her STEM course and had realized that she would've been better off studying business but three years of chemistry had killed her on the inside and she was now going through existential dead.
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The Walking Dead 

A show better than fucking coronation street:)
Person: Did your watch coronation street last night?
Amazing person: No thats shit, I did watch the walking dead tho
The Walking Dead by Nunyahhhhh February 12, 2018

Left 4 Dead Rage

Rage built up by playing Left 4 Dead 1 or 2, usually occurs from the game not loading on the first, second or tenth time. Sudden connection loss during a really good and close game of Left 4 Dead versus. Or when after waiting a while to finally get a versus game going one of the sides quits when it doesn't win the first level in a crushing victory. And finally horrible connection lag when playing a good game, often leading to poor aim, not being able to help a teammate quickly, or, if playing as infected, accidently spawning in front of the humans with enough time for them to kill you before you can do anything.
It's that Left 4 Dead Rage, it'll get to you.

suck a dead baby's dick

A sayin that will render anybody speechless!
why don't you go suck a dead baby's dick bitch

fuck a dead duck 

An expression one uses when caught totaly by surprise. Or when something improbable happens.
Boss: "The customer just called me and said that their order was right on the count, good job."
Packer: "Well I'll fuck a dead duck!"
fuck a dead duck by Jumpingrat January 28, 2007

The Dead Weather 

A blues/rock group consisting of Allison Mosshart, Jack White, Jack Lawrence, and Dean Fertita. One of very few bands still worth listening to. An unequivocal personification of Rock and Roll as well as indescribable bad ass-ness.
Hipster: "How do you like the new Arcade Fire album?"

Rocker: "I don't know... I can't stop listening to Sea of Cowards by the Dead Weather, you ignorant slut".
The Dead Weather by Matt Brugge November 14, 2010