Dad

That guy who left when you were a kid

You: Hey Mom, I miss Dad
Mom: We all do Sweetie

by UnchainedBitch21 February 25, 2019

Dad

1) A man that procreates with a woman for pleasure but ends up getting her pregnant and does the right thing by taking care of the offspring instead of saying “It ain’t mine” and bailing as fast as he can.

Steven: Brandon, what’s your dads name?

Brandon: I don’t have a dad.

by Turd McDirt August 21, 2020

Imani’s dad

Person you who doesn’t pay the bills
Thinks he is grammatically correct (even when he isn’t)
Has a bad hairline

Eww is that Imani’s dad

by Cleaningclown July 16, 2022

Hoosier's dad

The inevitable. The anthropomorphic embodyment of really bad furry dad jokes.

Hoosier's dad should never have happened

by Hoosier's dad December 28, 2016

Your dad

Inexistent, gone, invisible, vacant, departed, MERELY THEORETICAL. Your father left before you were even conceived, he has no official record, legal, criminal, etc. No one has seen him at any point in time, those who have were erased off the face of the universe as soon as they laid eyes on this ghostly, hypothetical figure. If you know these people who have seen him you will forget about their existence. He isn't coming back.

Person 1: Hey is that your dad?
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.

by CumSockJoinedTheChat September 7, 2022

Last year, at the pool with dad

When someone says something completely random that doesn’t make sense. When someone says something random, say “Last year at the pool with dad?” Put a question mark at the end.

“I passed my geometry test with a 94.”
“Oh. Reminds me of when I got my pet hamster.”

“Last year at the pool with dad?”
Last year, at the pool with dad is just for comedic effect

by Miles Edgeworth76 January 3, 2024

Dadding

The act of leaving a person, in real life, so that they can be lonely. This only applies to certain games. "league" or have the name "Hairy"

Whilst, I was sipping my elegant cup of tea, I saw a certain guy named hairy with his dad "dadding".

by Hairymun May 17, 2022