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cock-sucker

but my tubby husband here loooves the cock
by juilo March 20, 2003
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Cock Target

hair shaved around ones mouth like a target or a goatee
That is a nice cock target.
by Anonymous April 15, 2003
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Cock Brand

A Cock brand, sometimes refered to as Cock Logo is a tattoo, most commonly of tribal design, appearing on the backs and shoulders of Cocks, douches, and other social retards and serve as a good mark of who to avoid in the bar.
Person1: Dude I'm gonna get a tattoo!
Friend: Cool what kind?
P1: A tribal right here on my shoulder! it'll be awesome
F: No it'll be a cock brand and you'll look like a douche!
by Dr. Ars Egravy March 15, 2010
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Cock Sneeze

Often mistaken for cocksneeze, a Cock Sneeze is the exact moment of ejaculation at which you lose all control of bodily functions for a split second, hence the sneezing sensation
John- "Man the best part of jacking off is definitely when my cock sneezes."

Adam- "What's wrong with you?"
by Tikkito November 5, 2009
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cock hustler

One who hustles cock. A female, or a gay male, who just can't get enough cock, through whatever means available, in whatever hole is available.
Rob from the Melting Pot is such a cock hustler, that he loses cocks in his own ass. And his mom's a whore.
by Anonymous1013 January 28, 2006
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Desert Cock

When one does not have sexual contact with a vagina for over 7 days.
Yo bro, I haven't seen my GF in like a week or two, I got massive desert cock.
by J Chasky July 25, 2006
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mush cock

A term created by my cousin and me. This is a noun describing the condition of a man's erect penis, only it is soft and mushy in the erect state. This is NOT like whiskey dick, because the man in this case is completely sober, he is just born this way (sadly).
Girlfriend one: "The guy I hooked up with was so bad in bed, I could barely feel him in me, he had mush cock"
Girlfriend two: "Word"
by craftyashley August 3, 2007
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