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willy crack by Mmmavis October 15, 2006
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ohio crack snack
A myth in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes about a 20-year old girl who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She was forced against her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.
Murph: I seen american idol on tv last night.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.
ohio crack snack by bennypotsmoker April 19, 2007
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Crush crack
The breaking point to wich the lines of friendship and romance in a relationship between two people are blurred to complete utter confusion resulting in frustration, IE: vague text replys, mixed signals, and lack of acknowledgment for the other person on an affectionate level. This is usually in the case of having a crush on an individual who's ambiguous responses leave the other individual riddled with hormonal rage till they flip either their shit or dignity to somehow save face before falling victim to the friend zone, thus leading to a climax of arguing, interrogation or abandonment of an ambiguous crush, thus cracking under pressure.
John: hey how's that thing going with Sally?
James: I just flipped shit and told her to stop leading me on, she wasn't being direct enough, I didn't know if she really liked me back
John: sounds like you had Crush Crack
James: I just flipped shit and told her to stop leading me on, she wasn't being direct enough, I didn't know if she really liked me back
John: sounds like you had Crush Crack
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dad crack
Dad crack, an attempt at humour usually made by a dad or out of touch 40+ year old. A remark is made to try and generate humour however is perceived as not funny or simply dad crack.
A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.
A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.