cheese pie

A pie made with smegma.

Bitch wouldn't make me dinner so I forced her to eat some of my cheese pie.

by :O December 21, 2004

Cheese Wanker

cheese wanker

someone who either masturbates:
1. With the aid of a dairy product, most commonly a soft cheese
2. While viewing/imagining images of cheese and obtaining sexual pleasure from the act

TOM: Bloody hell, this cheddar is great!
BERNARD: Tom, you cheese wanker!

by Addaz M May 17, 2008

Mac'n cheese

The act of picking up a chick, macking on her in public, then taking her home and cheesing all over her.

Dude, I totally mac'n cheesed that bitch last night.

by MAJII September 12, 2010

cheese bitch

Someone who is always the butt of the joke; usually among a well-intentioned group of friends but sometimes passive aggressively aimed at a member of a group that isn't well liked.

Modern use related to older concepts such as scapegoat or whipping boy.

"Dude, why are y'all so harsh on Trey all the time?"
"Nah, man. We're all joking. He's just the cheese bitch."

"Ugh, is Dillon gonna be there again? Fuck that cheese bitch, you'd think he'd get the message."

by ivylily03 January 3, 2017

tooth cheese

the yellowish substance found on the teeth as in resembling Wisconsin's prize commodity

In homey speak: "After a long night, Billy's mouth was covered in tooth cheese."
In negro-african speak: "After a long night, Billy's mouth was covered in toof cheez."

by yo sista July 13, 2006

cheese fries

Fries (usually waffle fries), Smothered in cheese (usually American cheese),Invented by Americans to make their food even more unhealthy.

Person 1:Dude I'm gonna get some cheese fries.
Person 2:But your 250lbs overweight.
Person 1:Whats your point.
Person 2:YOUR GOING TO DIE!!!

by Rob"Blues"Christ October 28, 2007

butt-cheese

To be a total moronic.

You fucking butt-cheese, shut up
or he's acting like a total butt-cheese

by Corey January 18, 2005