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george bush 

George W Bush is a weird gorilla-like monkey species. they were last seen somewhere in texas. this kind is known for its open stupidity and inability to act quickly. they like to pick on fights with other gorillas when assuming they have something called "nuculuar". we are yet to discover what "nuculuar" actually is. they show open desire for oil and green paper (especially dollar bills). Luckily for the man-kind this species have been recently wiped out. However, one of them survived and that son of a bitch is a real pain in the ass. Somehow, the stupid rednecks have managed to elect the monkey to become a US president. The stupid gorilla wants to get as much oil and money as he can in his recent campaign Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.). The gorilla is trying to adopt to human environment. The stupid bitch still has not completely learned english language there fore using weird sentences. The monkey openly supports humans and fish living togethrr in prosperety. Also, the species have a hard time eating dry foods such as a pretzel and consuming such foods can be fatal to them.

Attention all kids in 2009 the Busharilla is coming to the NY zoo!!!!
George Bush on tv
"Tha Irahqi peeplez have nuculuar weepanz, an' we must nail 'em toe to ze neck."
Me
Leanr english u stupid gorilla
george bush by gengsta June 28, 2007
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sugar bush 

it is when you put candy that is called fun dip on the girls public hair and then you lick them all off
dewy gave kara a sugar bush lastnight
sugar bush by Taylorkane4 April 27, 2007
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laura bush

a phrase meaning to be involved in a fatal car accident while an adolescent.

Reference: Google "Laura Bush Fatal Accident Dallas Morning News"
Yikes dude! As you ran the stop sign and headed right for that Corvaire, I just knew we were bout to have a "laura bush."
laura bush by T Wade June 27, 2005

tear at the bush 

Performing a sexual act on a female with an excess of pubic hair.
"Man, I had to tear at the bush to get at anything from that 18 year old."
tear at the bush by hotdogpoo January 7, 2009

Pennsylvania Winter Bush 

The excessive amount of pubic hair grown by women from Pennsylvania during the winter months. Both due to the cold weather and the lack of wearing tight/skimpy clothing
Guy1: How was the evening with the new girlfriend?

Guy2: Pennsylvania Winter Bush

Guy1: Say no more.

kick President Bush 

Blaming an undesirable outcome or poor work on a person who is no longer part of the project.
I don't mean to kick President Bush here, but that piece of code that Anthony wrote for our application was shit. I don't even care if he quit months ago.
kick President Bush by jspost October 8, 2015

George Bush 

One stupid son of a bitch republican who could care less about other people, all he cares about it his rich ass friends and other rich people. He is the worst president ever. also, his vice president's name is.. dick
That explains a lot in itself..
Hi i am george w. dumbass and i aprove this message
Message: Vote for me, i'm not real sure why.. just do it and i will take all your money away and.... (gets distracted by a guy walkin by in leather pants and they end the commercial)