M.A.J

M-mysterous
A-Adventurous
J-(Jazmyn's daily dose of sugar)

person 1 " Wow, I wish I could be a M.A.J!"
person 2 " Yeah who wouldn't want to be so sweet, mysterious, and adventurous."

by I'lleatyourcat March 4, 2017

pulled a J-Mac

The quick or sudden departure in public from a group or entourage, or to disassociate one's self from being associated with a less than ideal social identity in public, especially to increase their perceived social status .

three business associates walking together at work Person 1: Hey what do you guys think about the price of tea in China? Person 2: "I think it's awesome ". Person 3 (J-Mac): "... ... " Persons 1 and 2 "wow, person 3 pulled a J-Mac move on us "

by substrateindependent August 27, 2019

Rollin a J

Strokin and smokin on Jordan’s cock

Sam always rollin a J . That Jumpman got him up to somethin.

by pmpkn November 27, 2019

smoke a j

Smoking a joint, marijuana

Bro, roll it so we can smoke a j.

by venusx May 4, 2020

W.A.J. acronym

waj - what a joke

W.A.J. acronym - was originally created to describe asshole people who can't back up their bullshit trolling comments online.

by budfoxly2 August 22, 2020

Sneaking a J

When you find someplace to sneakily masturbate

"Aren't you a little too old to be sneaking a j in the john"? -Gintama

by AltSeize April 6, 2021

Take a J.R.

When you haven’t had a bowel movement in 3 days and you know it’s gonna be old and slow. After 45 minutes it finally shows up and smells like Geritol and Ben-Gay. You’re left sweating and breathing hard and your butt hurts like you were in the Navy for 8 years

My stomach is cramping, feels like I got to take a J.R.

by Highrail Brian May 28, 2021