Hamkari's Logic

When a person tries to explain or define something using the most retarded statements as support. The logic used to absolute fucking non-sense and does not make any sense whatsoever, leaving you absolutely fucking frustrated while face palming way deep down. This logic leaves you speechless with no fucking comment, making you wanting to just kys.

Person A: "Oh look at that dude wearing a shirt and jeans, that such a gay thing to do"
Person B: ".....what th?...how th?...why th?....nah, I'm fucking done. That is so Hamkari's logic right there"

Hamkari's Logic by Learth April 11, 2019

White Man's Insurance Policy 

White Man's Insurance Policy

The 'White Man's Insurance Policy' is a general principal that posits the ability of a white man, after an exhaustive but failed search for love among white women, to gain the courtship of an Asian woman who is usually younger and better looking, with relative ease. The policy has brought joy to the lives of even the most hideous and rejected men among the white population and angst among male Asian populations.

Dude, I flew to Japan last month and exercised my white man's insurance policy; landed more women than I could count.

White Man's Insurance Policy by don_juan_7165 May 20, 2019

Kyle's Mom

Someone who takes something that their kids do and find what the kids learn it from and attack the source. See Bitch

WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN!
On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wensday though Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha beeeotch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this
(chinese kids)
(french kids)
(dutch kids)
(african kids)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
(crowd: gasp)
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's stupid bitch
Uhh Cartman
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it
Kyle's mom,
is a big fat fucking bitch!
Big 'ol fat fucking bitch Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!

Kyle's Mom by Whythisword June 17, 2019

carpenter's dream 

The famous line from Judy in sleepaway camp

You're a real carpenter's dream! Flat as a board and begging for a screw!

carpenter's dream by BigGaeNate124 August 26, 2019

Trump’s twilight years 

A phrase referring to the 45th President of the United States’ unnaturally progressed old age which is frankly, right now, due to the stress of having reached such a seriously pronounced level of incompetence.

With all of his “success” and financial resources, it may be assumed that Trump’s twilight years are likely not the way he had imagined they would be.

Trump’s twilight years by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

the prisoner’s dilemma 

When a person has been arrested and during their interrogation is wondering what to say based on their awareness of what the other witnesses may be saying.

So as Ambassador Gordon Sondland got some distance from his statements made weeks ago under oath, he began to experience the true depth and extent of the prisoner’s dilemma which of course led him to finally correct his testimony.

the prisoner’s dilemma by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

Sondland’s Jigsaw 

A reference to the fact that so many elements of Ambassador Gordon Sondland’s story about the US-Ukrainian hijinks clearly simply do not fit together.

We just call it Sondland’s Jigsaw, it’s utterly crazy-complicated but if someone among us were a Mensa member, they may be able to assemble this puzzle somehow!

Sondland’s Jigsaw by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019