hard, small caliber shit balls accompanied by copius amounts of flatus. When bearing down to take a shit, the fart gas propels the shit at high speed into the water of the toilet resulting in a wet ass.
by Kajoe September 7, 2006
Get the supersonic shit mug.A list of people who have broken a rule or a regulation, disrespected an authority figure, or otherwise screwed up. If there is a job that needs doing but nobody else wants to do (i.e. a "shit job"), it is first given to the people on the shit list as a form of unofficial punishment.
This definition comes from the military where enlisted personnel who had pissed off their sergeant were the first ones picked for latrine duty; hence, "shit list."
This definition comes from the military where enlisted personnel who had pissed off their sergeant were the first ones picked for latrine duty; hence, "shit list."
Corporal: Sergeant! The latrine has backed up and there's shit all over the floor!
Sergeant: Private Wilson is on the shit list--make him clean it up.
Sergeant: Private Wilson is on the shit list--make him clean it up.
by TomD1969 November 17, 2017
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Get the lump of shit mug.I polished off a bottle of Makers last night and had the beer shits first thing this morning. It was a repugnant 20 second shit faucet.
by GoldenChild33 February 22, 2009
Get the Shit Faucet mug.To adhere strongly to, to follow closely. Also used to describe the presence of an unwanted person who will not take a hint.
1) That adhesive is brilliant. It sticks like shit to a blanket!
2) I knew they were following me, but I couldn't shake them off. They stuck to me like shit to a blanket.
3) She latched on to me in the bar and I couldn't get rid of her. She stuck like shit to a blanket.
2) I knew they were following me, but I couldn't shake them off. They stuck to me like shit to a blanket.
3) She latched on to me in the bar and I couldn't get rid of her. She stuck like shit to a blanket.
by Finbarthebad October 3, 2007
Get the SHIT TO A BLANKET mug.1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement
2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean
2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean
1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!
2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.
2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.
by Super Gerbil July 9, 2004
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