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party friend 

People that show up to eat your food, drink your booze, smoke your weed, have a good time and then move on to the next party. While the good times roll, they are your best friends, but are no where around to help clean up the mess in the morning. A true friend will call you a dumb fuck, and try to help you deal with the mess your in, a party friend doesn't know you.
A party friend will borrow money from you, but never loan you any, it's rare if he ever pays you back.
party friend by benth April 17, 2008
Somebody who comes to your house and eats all of your food, (cheetos, doritos, pizza, etc,) and also uses your stuff with their cheeto dust hands.
"hey man, what happened to all of your snacks?" "aw man, my friend came over"
Friend by tarylbody123 January 30, 2017

Guy Best Friend 

That guy who is always there for you. He might not always speak to you 24/7 but he texts you and cares for you. You guys love each other but can't admit it. You claim you are just friends. You and your guy best friend are made for each other.
Thats Sydney's guy best friend they should be together.
Guy Best Friend by Ongo February 14, 2019

Sassy Gay Friend 

Sassy gay friends are really good at preventing women from making dumb decisions, typically when it involves men and relationships. They excel at this because they have the reasonable intellect of a male combined with the emotional drive of a woman. This bridging gap can also work the reverse way by helping men make better decisions with women.

The Sassy Gay Friend was made popular by the popular Second City Network skit found on YouTube.
Ted: I was almost going to get with Steph, but fortunately my sassy gay friend knew from the drink she ordered that she had herpes and stopped me. Close one!

Alice: I was going to call Karl, but Alejandro, my sassy gay friend, told me to give up.

the guy best friend 

1) when something amazing happens, he's the one you want to tell first.
2) he's not afraid to tell you when you are with the wrong guy.
3) he's the first one you call when things are going wrong.
4) he's the first one there when you need a shoulder to cry on.
5) when you imagine your perfect guy, you see him in your mind
6) your friends wonder why you and him aren't together yet.
7) he wants to be your back up date for formal, in case something goes wrong with the 'jerk' you are taking.
8) he knows when things aren't right, no matter how many times you lie using the words 'i'm fine..'
9) he gives you amazing advice on guys, cause duh.. who knows them better?
10) he is amazing in every single way and treats you the way you ought to be treated..
hint:
keep the guy best friend in your life! He will always be there for you no matter how shitty you treat him. He loves you and lets face it, you guys are meant to be together! It may take weeks, months or years..but you will end up with him. :)

best friend disease 

When you cant ever become more than a best friend with a member of the opposite sex. Curable? The world may never know.
Russ Martin.. poor guy.. been stricken with best friend disease since Valentines Day '99
best friend disease by Ow3n August 25, 2007