ED

Erectile Dysfunction

People who prefer carrying big guns like a beretta 92 or 1911 often have ED

by SanctumScrotum July 17, 2024

Ed, Edd n Eddy

single handedly justifies the invention of television

ed, edd n eddy brbrbbrbbrrbbrbrbyeah

by maltvinegar August 23, 2024

Ed Sheeran Homeless

When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.

My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.

by FunTdrip October 2, 2023

Ed

A person who is downright bad at flirting, and/or making a move on someone they're interested in despite all the ammo and faithful factors that present to them

"He held my hands and basically was playing with it, but I didn't do anything because I think he's just being nice to me"
"You are at Ed status right now."

by lowkeyToxicity November 5, 2023

Ed

Ed is simultaneously smart and stupid, and that makes him awesome to be around. He’s the one you turn to for homework while also the one you perform (possibly drunk) shenanigans with. His laugh is contagious and frequent, making any amusing scenario that much better. Spend as much time as you can with Ed.

If you get drunk before an exam but somehow still ace it, you’re an Ed.

by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

Ed Sheeran.com

Ginger

Why does Ed have no bitch? Cuz Sheeran away (Ed Sheeran.com)

by therealasswax January 5, 2024

Ed Chime Box

A zestful character full of charisma. His love for Mary is evident in the way he approaches life and other individuals. "Ed Chime Box" is a romantic figure in life and serves as a person who one may look up to.

Other variations may be added but this is the original!

The words are said individually and slower with POWER and AGGRESSION.

The "Ed Alphabet".

What's up "Ed Chime Box..."

by The Alphabet February 13, 2024