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Mud crust

The dry mud on a swamp donkey when it goes home
Look at the swamp donkey leaving a trail of her mud crust everywhere
by anonymous April 20, 2023
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Mud Gripping

The act of shitting into your palms and pressing them together so that each hand is evenly coated, upon frosting thy palms you then proceed to aggressively masturbate to orgasm while breathing only through your nose.
Had to take scissor lift past a window at work last night and saw a Tranny in there cranking hog with shit covered mitts! I actually witnessed someone MUD GRIPPING in the wild!
by SkumKrank August 27, 2025
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Mississippi Mud Bath

While your brother or sister is Laying on their stomach, Put a funnel in their ass. Fill the funnel with hot water and proceed to dip your balls in funnel and have the other person shart, than have them fart for the jacuzzi effect.
I could use a Mississippi mud bath right now on this cold wet night
by Jacuzzi January 20, 2022
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Mud Cushion

Noun or Verb: The act of defecating one’s pants while sitting on another person’s lap.
“Woah Abbie totally mud cushioned while sitting on my lap!” -Billy
by Lady of Poop December 30, 2024
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Bear in the mud

When one shoves a gummy bear up there ass and someone else sucks it out for the other persons pleasure
Bro did you here Justin gave Selena a bear in the mud
by Young.dexter May 29, 2018
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Mud pad

The toilet paper cushioning you place in the bowl before making a fecal deposit. The mud pad prevents an anus soaked in toilet water.
Hey, Trevor, have you noticed that Brendan never uses a mud pad when he is on the shitter? He must love getting toilet germs in his anus.
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Mud Nigger

A term used by the British during the slavery era in the Indian subcontinent. It was predominantly used as a derogatory remark towards slaves that hailed from the Indian sub-continent and was paralleled/inspired by the use of the n-word as a derogatory remark for African slaves that were imported into America.
"Get that mud nigger away from here and back to the labor camp"
by Investor202 April 23, 2024
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