bird brain bitch 

A bird brain bitch is an over used term by desperate ass niggas that pretend that they got what every woman wants. They call bitches bird brains when the woman knows their game.

ie: That chicks a bird brain bitch cuz she dont want me no more.

That dude himself is a bird brain bitch cuz his bread is always low. But he stuntin on fb wit a 20 dollar bill with a stack of ones hiding beneath.l

bird brain bitch by shortydowop September 24, 2013

brained 

VERB: To have someone else's hairy balls shoved in your face unexpectedly. When they are shoved in your face, the balls and tightly gripped to resemble the look of a human brain. Penis should be hidden in the process so that the balls are the only thing that are shown.

Guy 1: "Dude, i just got brained in the face like no other. Guess what I did"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I licked 'em!"

brained by ringo the ratatata January 21, 2008

brain-fuck

form of;/ courting ritual generally used by professional/cranium loving people to entice the intellect (aka brain/largest erogonous zone).. necessary connection if one hopes to fornicate with the highest form of cromagnum man (woman)

male version_"dude that chick is hot,"yah but i dont have the energy to brain-fuck her tonight"
female version "Sister, he's cute but he hasn't brain- fucked me yet"

brain-fuck by urban ruby November 16, 2007

the brain 

a slang term for oral sex

Them sluts on da corner are gettin brain

the brain by D May 13, 2005

brain dump

Moments of sheer brilliance that occur while taking a deuce on the toilet.

e.g. I had a monumental brain dump after that bran muffin that might just win me the Nobel Peace Prize.

Just remember, your shit stinks, my shit thinks.

brain dump by BM Socal November 29, 2009

texas brainshot 

The act of shooting somebody or something in the ass.

- So what happened to him?
- Got the 'ole texas brainshot.
- Ah, that's a shitty way to go.
or
- How's yer hunting? Heard you got 'cha a biggun th'udder day.
- Yep, gave him the ole' texas brainshot.
or
- You score with <woman> last night?
- Yea, man... texas brainshot!
- Nice.

texas brainshot by Foxhawk September 6, 2008

pee brain 

a person with pee on the mind

i have a pee brain

pee brain by lilly luffnagle June 3, 2006