Donkey Ears

Something you call someone when they eaves drop into a private conversation

"Oi can't you see I'm talking here stop with the donkey ears"

by Daydreamgirl121 June 20, 2016

Swamp Donkey

Man with very large sized hands.

Look at that incredible specimen of a man, he's such a swamp donkey.

by Ajbonham January 22, 2018

Donkey Punch

When you stick your hand in someone so deep it gets stuck
#relatable

You know what happend to my granny,she got donkey punched last night!!

by Donkey punch69 February 14, 2018

donkey

An expert on ogre philosophy.

Ogre: Ogre's have layers like an onion
Donkey: You know what else has layers
Donkey: Cake

by Taco-Puncher5,678 January 26, 2017

Donkey

noun
1. a domesticated hoofed mammal of the horse family with long ears and a braying call, used as a beast of burden; an ass.

2. informal
a stupid or foolish person.

1. The donkey was carrying the boxes down the main road in Brasília, Brazil.

2. Korenna was being such a donkey!

by Cleanim January 29, 2017

yard donkey

A helpless dirtleg , side twisted puddle slit. A low down dirt ratchet.

You dirt leg yard donkey.

by Amandhugnkiss February 8, 2017

Donkey

(When used as a poker term)

A jackass for playing very badly; i.e. donkey calling every flop even if he has a bad hand and the bets are high, calling high bets when they have crap and catching something on turn or river; just not understanding the current situation and getting lucky later.

You're a donkey! I can't believe you called with you 3 9 off suit all in and caught runner runner trips on the turn and river. You idiot donkey!

by Jaeko January 2, 2020