Tickets to the game

Toilet paper. Without it, there is no way you would want to go to the "game", which in this case is the bathroom or porta-pottie.

Constipated dude: Hey do you have any tickets to the game? I really need to go.

Other dude: Sorry man, I'm sold out. Use the paper towels instead.

by r0leX July 25, 2010

Ticky tack

Cum covered object; sticky. Typically referring to someone's hands.

That was a ticky tack trick play!

by tgnorts January 9, 2020

ticket

When something is ticket, it's fucking ticket, alright? And see, see when somethin's fuckinggg absolutely ticket?

It's fucking absolutely ticket, right?

Tickateer 1: "Yo mate, thats fuckin'... ticket as fuck."

Tickateer 2: "Mate, you know what. You're not wrong."

by ticketasfuck February 24, 2020

Tickle-Me-Emo

This word is mis-spelled. The toy referred to is Tickle-me-Elmo. Elmo is the Sesame Street character referred to. "Emo" has a different context.

You paid how much for a freakin' toy? I want a divorce.

by kwincy March 13, 2005

tulip tickler

a man who in fact, tickles the tulips of othe men.

50 cent and all of g unit
curtis: kanye, i rap about the same things in all my songs and have no creativity whatsoever.however u sold more than me so i will blow your balls and say false things about you.
Kanye: curtis u tulip tickler you

by kaleem. January 20, 2009

Woof Ticket

An ugly, skanky ho (sometimes fat, sometimes not) that was porked in a temporary lapse of judgment.

Man I got so drunk last night I punched that woof ticket more than once before I escaped.

by Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond February 14, 2009

Uncle Tickles

A funny clown that tells all sorts of funny jokes.

A person that can make people laugh.

Did you read what Uncle Tickles said? That was really funny! LOL

by Uncle Tickles January 16, 2011