Some fuck tard who, with one sniff of alcohol will automatically turn gay.
Ps. He loves big black cock
Ps. He loves big black cock
by Colombian boa August 21, 2024
Get the Nickmug. A Nicks mum is a term used for a woman that is a prostitute based in wickford, a nicks mum usually spends a lot of her earnings on replacement red light bulbs or replacement battery’s for her doorbell
Tom: “nicks mum”
James: “nicks mum”
George: “fuck me the traffics bad today”
James: “that’s the queue for nicks mum”
James: “nicks mum”
George: “fuck me the traffics bad today”
James: “that’s the queue for nicks mum”
by Unknown Unknown Unknown Unknow November 8, 2022
Get the Nicks mummug. Being so fanomanaly retarded that you misspell phenomenally and sometimes you will have cats on curtains
by Pieper picked a dildo July 30, 2022
Get the Nick momentmug. by Hgffhb May 13, 2022
Get the nick astonmug. by Chip from discord February 1, 2021
Get the nick starmug. 
A Maccas consuming gremlin with a British passport. he is actually Australian, with the exception that his dad is the closest person that he knows to Dushane from top boy. he enjoys smoking tea as well as drinking it and barely lifts.
There are a few exceptions to his British authenticity, such as not watching the Bledisloe cup or the Ashes, and having a mullet. Nick Mobbs sometimes lacks street cred, such as being called Neck Moobs, for his fat neck and fat man boobs and Dick Knobs which is self-explanatory
overall he isn't a shit bloke, he is just Nick Mobbs and that is okay.
There are a few exceptions to his British authenticity, such as not watching the Bledisloe cup or the Ashes, and having a mullet. Nick Mobbs sometimes lacks street cred, such as being called Neck Moobs, for his fat neck and fat man boobs and Dick Knobs which is self-explanatory
overall he isn't a shit bloke, he is just Nick Mobbs and that is okay.
Example 1:
"Did you hear Nick Mobbs is a fitness model?"
"of course, hes clearly been getting that British summer bod"
Example 2:
"who stole the 10 big macs?"
"don't worry it was Nick Mobbs, he can jew up the money from Dominos"
Example 3:
"i reckon i could put on nautica polo with the top button done up and be more of a chav than nick mobbs"
"Did you hear Nick Mobbs is a fitness model?"
"of course, hes clearly been getting that British summer bod"
Example 2:
"who stole the 10 big macs?"
"don't worry it was Nick Mobbs, he can jew up the money from Dominos"
Example 3:
"i reckon i could put on nautica polo with the top button done up and be more of a chav than nick mobbs"
by RandomMelbournekidd March 25, 2020
Get the Nick Mobbsmug.