Splurge Monkey

Okay, a splurge monkey, is, like, you know, a kind of, it's, like, someone who can kind of not you know speak proper and who likes to blah on about shit. They really annoy me. Bloody splurge monkeys! I hate them all. Utter splurge monkeys. If I had my way they'd all be put down. NOW. Wankers!

"You are, like, such a splurge monkey Vikki Pollard"

by Archibald Wednesday January 01, 2005

Butt Monkey

One who is led astray very easily, and is gullible to the point of embarrassment.

"I have been used as bait THREE times, and I am no longer going to be anyone's butt monkey"

by Maximillion July 23, 2005

Cock Monkey

Stupid drivers who cut you off, fail to use a turn signal, go 20 miles under the speed limit, and/or go 20 miles over the speed limit. Then they give you dirty looks and/or yell at you like it was your fault they were born a natural moron.

These Texas drivers are a bunch of cock monkeys.
That cock monkey cut me off at Division St. then flipped me off.

by wulfy May 19, 2007

monkey nut

A big chunk of crack rock (crack/cocaine)

tell dem boyz around the corner i got dem monkey nuts

by HtownHardHead January 05, 2008

monkey butter

a food spread made with the following ingredients:
1 banana
2 tbsp peanut butter
1 cup vanilla yogurt
2 tsp cinnamon sugar

Works well on toast, especially french toast.
Great with Nutella!

For lunch today, my mom packed me a monkey butter sandwich. All the kids in the cafeteria went apeshit.

by issyakd April 27, 2008

MONKEY FUCKER

A person that partakes in Lewd Sexual conduct with Primates ot the Ape and Monkey Families.

Someone born in Nashville.

Pat Kelner is a Monkey Fucker

by Joe Ninety December 21, 2003

monkey fucker

A person who has sexual relations with african americans.

did u hear about jenna? yeah that monkey fucker slept with half of the basketball team

by aryan prince March 22, 2005