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Monkey shit turd 

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them
Look at that dead monkey shit turd aboriginal
Monkey shit turd by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022

monkey beater

monkey beater a person who whips monkeys / niggers for fun or excitement. When you be a mad monkey they will call the monkey beater and will get beat by the nigger whipper
monkey beater by monkey beaters November 19, 2022

Monkey Assholes 

I ordered a pizza with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, and monkey assholes
Monkey Assholes by x11198109v0 November 20, 2022

Monkey time 

Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: be there in a second.
Monkey time by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022

Monkey time 

It's freaky time.
Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: ok be there in a sec ;).
Monkey time by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022

monkey tail 

When you wait too long to poop and a turd starts to extend past your butthole involuntarily. Similar to a turtle head or a prairie dog, but possibly describing a more severe scenario.
Wait; I gotta call you back from the toilet. I’ve got a monkey tail situation going on.
monkey tail by mehmet oz December 15, 2022