read hard

a mentally or physically handicapped person on the censored internet

He wont get that. He is the biggest read hard I have ever seen.

by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024

hard remember

When you remember an event in your life with great detail.

Friend: Did you ever see My Bloody Valentine in concert?
Me: Not that I hard remember.

by anonymous March 24, 2024

if its not hard its not right

Jason42009 said this and it was really funny

Jason42009 said if its not hard its not right it was funny

by Higuysimdepressedjustkidding January 30, 2021

I'm gonna hard

"I'm gonna hard" is a phrase sad when getting close to being three stocked in Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS, and while playing a Luigi. The phrase is prophesized to easily get you more dates and statistically proven to make you better at Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS. This phrase is stronger if you say it while playing as Pink Luigi.

*Getting close to being three stocked in smash bros* "I'm gonna hard!"

by jimmain October 2, 2022

hard pat

What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.

She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!

by Sparky1988 December 6, 2017

Try Hard

Jose Freddy Sanchez

We were playing a pick up basketball game and Jose was going try hard

by Martin72 May 1, 2017

Hard Pose

n. a nonchalant pose that acts as a stylish exhibition of one's own piercing or unique personality with such unwavering confidence, which earns them the title of cool.

Dude, did you see the new manga volume? The cover art has the main character doing such a hard pose!

by SlushiePie November 5, 2025