horse

a large land mammal that can carry human riders, but are high maintenance as pets.

she has a pet horse that is so kind.

by The popular Girl April 14, 2019

Horse

The most amazing animal in the world .every horse has a different personalty.

Their poop smells the WORST!!! 😵

This horse Fudge is the best

by Horsenutter3013 April 16, 2019

Horse-masking

Horse-masking is an erotic practice in which you pee into a horse mask and place it on your head(usually practiced while taking edibles).

Guy: "Yo what you doin tonight"
Horse-masker: "Imma just be chillin with the bros doin a little horse-masking"

by Philip.McCrevis April 23, 2019

Horse Charley

When you try to give someone a charley horse but fail so your hand cramps instead.

Person 1: "Oh shit I just got a horse charley!"

Person 2: "You should have hit them harder so they'd have a charley horse."

by fr00tl00pb0i May 1, 2019

Horsefucker

Noun: Disparaging term for a brony, particularly the type who is either actually sexually aroused by equines, or at least jokes about it and smugly uses the term "plot" to mean ass due to seeing one joke image about being sexually aroused by equines. People who use this term may apply it to all bronies.

I don't feel good letting my daughter hang out with a bunch of horsefuckers. Then again, she's a human and not a horse, so maybe it's safe.

by Bahmo May 28, 2019

Horse

There In the back.

Wife: Honey? Do you have the suitcase in the back?
Husband: no the horses are.

Wife: *looks back and sees a horse in the back*

by AdmiralThrawn96 June 6, 2019

Horse

A beautiful, intelligent creature with a sensitive soul. They can be ridden and have helped humans for thousands of years.

Horses go neigh

by Lauren the hamster June 23, 2019