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measuring tape game 

n. In order to play the measuring tape game all you need is a self retracting tape measure.

While seated in a chair or on the floor, you extend the tape vertically or horizontally as far as you can until it buckles under its own weight. Whoever extends it the farthest, wins.

The game is typically played while doing some sort of construction work.
Son: "Yes! I got 96 inches!"
Dad: "What the? Stop messing around. You have grout to lay."
Son: "Sure, dad, soon. I'm playing the measuring tape game."
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no game game 

(n) a type of 'game', as in means of attracting the opposite sex, usually perpetrated by men, in which they act as if they have 'no game' in order to dupe women into dating them for the sole purpose of gaining their trust. Once this is achieved, the actual 'game' is implemented.
She thought she had finally met a nice guy, but it turns out he was just running the no game game on her.
no game game by Moyse Trap May 16, 2008

neverending game 

also Game Neverending - an engrossing, boisterous, chaotic, monkey culture online game.
Monkeys have a culture very similiar to Game Neverending ... they dont know whats going on, but they still have fun doing it.

Big Game Toolio 

One who misguidely believes he has chic fashion sense based upon 1960s safari styled television programmes.

"BGTs" are also distinguishable by the indutrial quantities of bison ear wax they use to "style" their hair. If not, "in country" they will readily replace the animal ear wax with L'Oreal hair gel or motor oil.
Look at that Big Game Toolio in the Daktari suit, he must think he's a game ranger or something

Be careful of the oil slick behind that Big Game Toolio
Big Game Toolio by doodeye August 5, 2004

dwiinking game

Drinking game that augments Nintendo Wii party games.
"Mario Cart dwiinking game everyone. First place gives three drinks, Second place gives 1, and Nick drinks because he keeps playing the princess"
dwiinking game by juanchurro December 29, 2007
When someone swallows soda and regurgitates it back up into their mouth producing large amounts of foam. If one tries too hard to produce the foam they will throw up their breakfast. The winner is the person who makes the largest foam splat on the ground.
Joe- Dude You want to play the foam game?
Steven- Absolutely
(makes gagging noise)
Joe- Ahhh damnit i tried to hard and threw up.

writing game

competitive literary battle between two or more creative writers that turns words into weapons in an attempt to get fucked up.
The lovechild had between writing prompts and drinking games played at nerd parties and frat parties, respectively.
"BRAAAAHHHHH how many different ways can you rewrite this cliche?"
"Like, as in, a writing game duuuude?"
"Braaahh, why'd you say that line, it's dumb!!!!"
"Duuude, because UD made us write the name of the thing we were giving an example for in the example proper!!!!"
"Isn't that like writing a story about being dead but requiring there to be a dead person in it?... Seems a bit simplistic and underwhelming."
"You know what's simplistic?"
"I don't know, ask your Mom."
"BHAAAAAAAAR. You got me fucker! but you still didn't give another variation of a cliche! DRINK!!!!!!!"
writing game by Jtreemenot August 11, 2009