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Facebook Favour 

A Facebook Favour is where where you do a favour for someone on facebook. E.g Liking some one's status. When Somebody asks does a facebook favour for you, they then owe you one back.
1)Will you do me a facebook favour and like my new profile picture

2)OK then
(person 2 likes person 1's photo)

1)Thanks mate, I owe you a facebook favour, anytime you want it, then just ask.

3 weeks later

2)you know that facebook favour you owe me

1)yes

2) well could i you pay it back to me buy liking my status

1)okay Dude
(person 1 likes person 2's status)

2)Thanks mate

1)I guess we're even now
Facebook Favour by Cookie1994.uk January 14, 2010

Facebook Spy 

1- (noun) A Facebook profile (the spy) that is used to gather information about users of a certain demographic (the user), particularly people applying for a job in a large company. The spy will be reimbursed by the hiring company for discovering negative information about the user resulting in the user being barred from employment

2- (noun) A person caught in the act of observing your Facebook activities at a public location, particularly at a college study commons or library. Usually synonymous with a person who behaves as if they were invisible, but whom actually stands out due to poor hygiene, off appearance, or generally creepy mannerisms.

3- (verb) To log into the Facebook account of another person without their knowledge to monitor their private activities, such as message history. An act marked by jealousy, suspicion, and lack of trust.
1-
Jake: Hey man, how did your job interview with company-X go?
Steve: It was going great until they asked me to friend Becky in human resources... I got nervous when I thought about all those pictures from freshman year.

2-
Corey: Yeah, I'm studying at the library, I think I'll be ready for the test.
Sarah: Hey me too. Actually, where are you? This smelly guy near me keeps facebook spying on me and I need to move.

3-
Mike: Hey Nick, so I think my girlfriend thinks I am cheating on her.
Nick: Uh... ok?
Mike: Yeah, so I think she has my facebook password and I think she has been checking my messages.
Nick: So change your password.
Mike: No, I wanna find out if she has been facebook spying on me.

Nick: Soooo ask her, or ask mutual friends to find out.
Mike: Well I can't ask her, then she'll know I'm onto her. I wanna trap her somehow.
Nick: Ummm.... You could just send ridiculous messages to yourself like "you have aids" and see if she reacts... Actually, instead, send yourself a message that a specific family member has passed away, then try to get her console you and maybe you can get her to trip up and mention message specifics? I donno.
Facebook Spy by Decimation May 12, 2010

Facebook Whore 

Some one who spends more than 18 hours a day on Facebook.
Friend 1: OMFG dude i need to check my Facebook.

Friend 2: Your on Facebook all day everyday!

Friend 1: Your point?

Friend 2: Your a Facebook Whore
Facebook Whore by TonyDaTiger8 June 19, 2010

facebook booster 

A facebook booster is someone who adds random people to add all of their friends so they can feel good but truely are sad loosers who have no soul
that girl is a facebook booster i mean no one knows her

Facebook Weeding

The act of removing unnecessary friends from your facebook page.
Yeah, I was getting too many Farmville posts so I had to do some Facebook Weeding.
Facebook Weeding by gtto July 24, 2010

Facebook Official Relationship 

When you are in a relationship with someone and you decide to display it on Facebook to everyone you know. This can be tricky because if the other person isn't ready for this or they don't think it is a serious relationship, they may not accept it, possibly causing turmoil in the relationship.
Hey buddy, do you think I should put my relationship with ____ on Facebook? If she says yes, we'd be in a Facebook Official Relationship!