When two people are having sex and a guy has duck fecies in his hand and shove it up her anus, and having the ducks testicles going in her vagina and tucked in there for it to be pushed down even further while having intercourse while the whole time the woman is quacking

You want to do The duck'n tuck tonight?

The duck'n tuck by Cupids harlem October 9, 2021

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Darkwing Duck

The Darkwing Duck finds its roots in the ole batwing. The stark differences are that the Darkwing Duck requires someone to apply black or brown face paint to their ballsack. In addition to grabbing each testicle and spreading your sack as far as it goes you quack like a duck as well.

John really wanted to go blackface for the corporate halloween party but knew it has been a fireable offense since 2009. He decided to instead give his marketing team the darkwing duck to lighten the mood.

“Man… Davis was wild last night. He told me I was more outside than an asshole on Christmas then gave me the Darkwing Duck on his way out to his car.

Darkwing Duck by Dead Man’s Delight November 17, 2022

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Whatever sucks your duck

whatever makes you happy, usually used in reference to a man

tim: did you cheat on me with bob D:?

becky: um, whatever sucks your duck tim :).

Whatever sucks your duck by britmazing!! March 21, 2011

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Parking lot duck

Parking Lot Duck. Also know as lot ducks, asphalt ducks, etc.

Seagulls, are now to be known as parking lot ducks, when found on parking lots, and other asphalt surfaces. As far as anyone can tell the phrase was made up by Cory Goltiani, as he drove through a few parking lots dodging "the parking lot ducks" The phrase was an instant hit and now people all over are using it.

Good lord look at all those parking lot ducks waiting for garbage to eat!

Parking lot duck by mrwizard June 24, 2013

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