fuck budge

The amount of money one allocates for the acquisition of sex.

Last night sucked - I blew my fuck budget, and didn't even get laid.

by jm2011 September 12, 2015

Fuck Napper

Someone who siphoned all the motivation out of the air.

One that steals the fucks you had.

I had motivation till that fuck napper came by...

by Tar-Tar August 10, 2021

Fuck n’ Tuck

The act of fucking a bitch and then tucking your dick between your legs to make her laugh.

*after finishing guy stands up*

Guy: Hey babe look

Girl: *looks and sees he has tucked his dick in between his legs*

Guy: *laughs*
Girl: *got fucked and then saw it tucked*
= Fuck n’ Tuck

by 69FireCrotch69 February 02, 2019

Serious Fucking Guy

noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.

Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.

Mick: Hey man, who do you really think killed JFK?
Jack: Serious Fucking Guys man.
Mick: ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 May 07, 2021

I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks

The second this is over I am going to be the only person involved here who doesn't regret their actions. I'm going to lead every single person affected against you YouTube cocksuckers. You shows are done. Your influence will by gone. Your manufactured consensus will disappear.

Hym "I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks. One of you is going realize how bad it gets for you and the second the aggrieved parties are able to aggregate one of you will turn on the rest and there will be no sympathy for the rest of you. I'm going to have you bastards looking like the numanuma guy. You're going to be paying your bills wil hypothetical dollars."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2024

Fucking Telstra

It's what you say when you cannot make calls in rural areas because there is no phone signal. Telstra was the first and always is blamed as the worst, internet and phone service provider in Australia.

"I tried to reach you but I couldn't; Fucking Telstra!"
"The phone doesn't work out here. Fucking Telstra!"
"Fucking Telstra took down 3G, and took down all of us out here in the country. It's alright for those city slickers, they get looked after. Fucking Telstra!"

by Barron Lands December 15, 2024

Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Water

A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW

Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Waters are pathetic

by slingshot.aj July 17, 2019