Mind Fuck

When you shove a shocker in both holes of a woman.

“Hey Garrett, how’d last night go?”

“I mind fucked the shit out of her!”

by TeddyRuckSpun January 19, 2021

dumb fuck

When someone is acting dumb and is stupid

Boy: wanna go swimming?
Girl: it's in the middle of winter you dumb fuck

by xxbabezxx May 22, 2015

Fuck Boy

A.K.A being a Hirbod (verb) - To be a Hirbod/Fuck Boy - the act of being a pagan can be a similar description - the state of being a cunt to a fellow friend or acquaintance by degrading them in a sarcastic tone or manner - or by making fun of them - an act of bullying

"Oi allow it man, stop being a Hirbod, that's bare deep"

"Why you gonna be a fuck boy for?" " WHAT?! don't call me a Hirbod, that's bare deep"

by Nerokidz March 28, 2016

fridge fucked

When you wake up thirsty as hell and go to the fridge only to find it full of NATTY ICE.

Adam: "I got fridge fucked this morning!"

Luke: "Have a Heineken"

by ltm2ww April 28, 2008

Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.

Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."

by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022

Abso-fucking-lutely

When you are 100 percent, passionately certain about something.

"Do you wanna go to the strip, find some hookers and score some coke?"

" ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY !"

by Boobookittyfuck702 February 18, 2019

Fuck around and find out

See: the scientific method.

'Please welcome the recipient of this year’s Nobel Prize. His groundbreaking work has stunned the world, defied expectations, and rewritten the rules. Tell us—how on earth did you arrive at this ?
'Fuck around and find out!'

by Jammosito May 14, 2025