doodling your noodle

To play with one's self; masturbation. Term is specifically used when talking about Asians.

Sam: Dean were you doodling your noodle to BustyAsianBeauties.com??

by Sam Winchesterr February 21, 2011

rattle your dags

Get a move on; hurry up. From sheep dags, being crusty bits of dried crap stuck to the fleece around the bum, which rattle as they run.

by TwoDays October 11, 2003

hows your father

Commonly used British phrase meaning to have sex. I've no idea why it should mean this. Does not mean penis as previously stated.

They've gone to have a bit of the old hows your father!

by hurtle September 27, 2005

your shit's weak

What you say to someone when you aren't impressed by their performance. From the movie 'Grandma's Boy'. Mainly used with video games.

You can't even get passed level six? Your shit's weak!

by RUF/NEK ABC2 July 29, 2006

[your mothers an astronaut]

'astronaut' = his mom was a spaced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f***ed/messed up.

Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."

~"If you could count you'd be an astronaut"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"

by pablo mastroeni December 20, 2008

Say it with your chest

Say it confidently without fear of the possible backlash. Often used in a situation whereby somebody is saying something controversial or something that may get them in trouble or even something petty to poke fun at someone. The person will often attempt to conceal their view by manipulating their words so what they are saying becomes less obvious or appears less harsh to the listener. This can be done consciously or carelessly by the person speaker, the latter case revealing something about the way the speaker thinks about the issue.

Karen: "All you people know is drugs and violence"
Will: "Ermm excuse me... Who's 'you people'? Do you mean black people? Say it with your chest then. I dare you... I'm waiting."

by Noah Fletcher July 12, 2020

Your momma and them

a. Your momma - Your mother.
b. (and) them - everybody related to you; everybody related to your mother; any person closely associated with your mother; any neighbor of your mother within 5 blocks; anybody that attends your mother's church; anybody your mother knew from back in the day; two women named Joyce.

How's your momma and them?
We went ate by your momma and thems.

by Sunshine March 24, 2003