Definitions by hurtle

hows your father 

Commonly used British phrase meaning to have sex. I've no idea why it should mean this. Does not mean penis as previously stated.

They've gone to have a bit of the old hows your father!

hows your father by hurtle September 27, 2005

Aris

Abbreviated informal British slang, widely used in the South East (extending beyond London) meaning 'bum/ arse/behind' etc.

The word is often said as 'harris' by people who have only heard it spoken and have no idea where it comes from.

Get off your fat Aris and do some work!
Ye gawds my Aris hurts.

Aris by hurtle September 27, 2005