wankerchief 

Another name for the common tissue, implying that they're only used for wiping up semen.

Friend: Hey man, do you have a wankerchief?
You: No, I used them all last night.

wankerchief by lewanker July 27, 2011

wanker 

See also-masturbate

A term over-used by Brits and Aussies because they don't have many good insults anyway...

Bob: Hi! How are you?

Brit/Aussie: Ge' out o' ere ya wanker!

wanker by Blasty2k September 1, 2005

wanker 

Politicians basically are all wankers. Have respect for none of them, except maybe some of the dead ones

Tony Blair, George Bush....wankers

wanker by lord nobcheese January 8, 2007

Wanker 

The middle of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Roy's penis is neither large nor small, rather, he has a wanker.

Wanker by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

Wacker 

A wannabe hacker.

Did you see Ted? He's 31 and just installed Linux for the very first time. What an effin wacker.

Wacker by LOLOLOLcatz July 18, 2016

wacker 

Royal Navy nickname for someone with the surname Payne. Derived from Eton school where there was once a master who was overly fond of the cane. (Wacker Payne)

There goes Wacker Payne

wacker by wacker61 January 23, 2005

wacker 

1:wanna be hacker
2:wacks things that shall not be mentioned

1:"I'M THE BEST HACKER MAAAAAN, IM GONNA HACKING YAHOO RIGHT NOW!!!"-{fucking lamer}

:some1 who gets mad or arroused & starts wacking sh!t

wacker by nate slack August 31, 2004