Toetastic 

A fantastic toe

Of happy toe origin

It would be so toetastic if you would paint your toenails

Toetastic by Tooooeeeereater July 20, 2023

sprinkle-toes

The unpleasant drizzle sensation, caused by back splash, that men feel when wearing flip-flops at a urinal.

Jesus, you pretty much have to do urinal-splits to avoid sprinkle-toes at this Barnes & Noble!

sprinkle-toes by VictorDSpoils October 11, 2009

Revis Toes 

From now on when you see someone in sandals/open toed shoes with jacked up, eagle talon, fungus covered, bunions busting, hammertoe, and/or deformed nail kinda toes....

They will be referred to as "Revis Toes".

....because they should constantly be COMPLETELY covered.

Damn, did you see that chicks busted ass feet? She's got some serious Revis toes

Revis Toes by JoeRockstar June 21, 2015

Butter Toes

A beautiful woman from head to ankle because below that is either talons or a baby head big toe .

That chick is banging, everything butter toes that is

Butter Toes by Fourveinte September 27, 2018

Munch my toes 

Used as a sexual thing as in telling someone to munch my toes or suck my toes. This is sometimes said as a joke to friends too.

Girl:(LARGE GROAN), munch my toes
Boy:(LARGER GROAN)suuuuurrrrreeee

Rob: Have you seen that new movie.
Steve: Rob munch my toes
Rob: Go eat yourself

Munch my toes by paul/goodboy December 10, 2018

lady gaga toenails

somebody who is a simp for giant pizza bagels that got stuck in a big olive tree shaped like glasses

Josh: you seem like a lady gaga toenails
Meepcity OD: omg, yes i am.

lady gaga toenails by gucci hamster vs mushroom June 1, 2021

curl my toes 

Orgasmic. Uncontrollably pleasurable. Feels fucking fantastic. Out of this world.

"Damn that felt good, Jim can really curl my toes!"

"Hey Bill, any chance you wanna come over and curl my toes?"

curl my toes by rAe333 March 2, 2014