Three Bean Salad 

A three bean salad is when a male goes down on three women at once. Not to be confused with a poutine pounder (which refers to the same but with the eating of anus) or the taco casserole (which involves a woman going down on three women at once).

I had the best time of my life last night. I had a three bean salad with my wife and her sisters.

Three Bean Salad by Mega Hemroids May 30, 2022

spit roast cobb salad toss 

A sexual practice whereby two men service a woman at the same time, from different ends,while also each having a woman eating their assholes at the same time of the spit roast.

Faustie and Rob are lucky to have spit roast cobb salad toss’d dushku , jovovich and elizabeth last show

spit roast cobb salad toss by RobJeremy June 6, 2022

doo wop salad 

a really juicy doo wop portion of an otherwise non doo wop song

The doo wop salad in Reverse Mullet by Cojum Dip makes me unreasonably happy.

doo wop salad by Liability Luke July 2, 2022

Stir my salad 

Stir my salad - invitation to do a handjob for a female

I was wondering if you would stir my salad tonight.

Stir my salad by Fenksikas October 27, 2022

Oompa Loompa Salad 

A role given when anyone is an immeasurable violent threat to any society (physically or mentally) and immeasurable hater of Wonkanese. Should be avoided at all costs, if seen report to authorities to sacrifice.
Should not be used as a insult, this role is too derogatory to be used in that manner.

On behalf of North Korean Willy Wonka, the Wonkanese Federal Court hereby makes you an Oompa Loompa Salad. Your sacrificing will be at the last of the OLS sacrifice list.

Oompa Loompa Salad by Wonkanese November 3, 2022

Chopping the salad 

It was said in the Disney original movie, The Swap; It basically means to get a haircut...

(There's a male character named Jack Malloy with long hair and his brothers keep egging him on to get a haircut...)

Hey, it's time to "chopping the salad..."

(There aren't really any examples to go off other that what was said in the movie...)

Chopping the salad by Tazerboy_10 December 29, 2022

Memphis Tossed Salad 

When a gay mugger is robbing a handsome bitch he holds the gun to his head while eating his delicious ass.

I was hittin’ up one of these phat mofos he was so fine so I slammed him down for a Memphis Tossed Salad

Memphis Tossed Salad by RingedHog February 12, 2023