king salad

1. In chess when your opponent has nothing but a king and all his pawns, you start taking your queen and killing his pawns one by one.

"Jeff is eating a king salad. He's killing all my pawns"

by huggins September 4, 2009

Potato salad

Eating pussy

I ate Carole Potato salad and it turned my stomach.

by Addadicktome May 18, 2021

all salad

The phrase one may use to describe a cowardly male -one who eats meat and acts tough but is as soft as a ranch-dressing soaked salad.

Luke: "Shit, Dusty. I heard you couldn't get your wife to mind you the other day. What are you soft or something?"
Dusty: "No, Luke. I am not soft at all. I respect my wife and all women for that matter. I don't feel the need to act all tough, for I'm not the one who is afraid that people see me as all salad."
Luke: "Hell, I wouldn't eat a salad even if I was starvin!"
Dusty: "You keep treating your wife that way and you be starving and all salad and NO NUTS!"

by von groovy June 22, 2024

Crab Salad

When someone has both pubic lice—the crab(s)—and a yeast infection—the salad.

I heard that bitch Janie has been sleeping around too much and she caught crab salad.

by Jalsss April 5, 2022

Smooth her salad

The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.

Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad

by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016

Chopped Salad

A fancy way of saying you’re having lines for lunch

I made you a chopped salad in the bathroom.

by allisonjmac March 1, 2025

eat my salad

The action of eating ones butthole.

Come and eat my salad.

by Likdicky625 April 25, 2023