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Mr. Magoo

When a girl is giving head, they guy starts coming and pulls out and blows it in hre eyes, blinding her.
My boyfriend gave me a Mr. Magoo last night and I've still got chunks in my eyelashes
by flarby January 6, 2012
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Mr. Right

A nickname given to a math teacher who always reminds his students not to assume that an angle in a geometric figure is ninety degrees, although it may deceptively look like it is a right angle.
Students of Mr. Wright call him “Mr. Right Wright” or “Mr. Right Squared,” because he won’t give them any marks if they assume without proof that a triangle is a right triangle.
by MathPlus January 18, 2019
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Mr. Bojangles

The name of the infamous porn star M.W. Stratman's penis
Did you see that new video on the internet of Stratman making Mr. Bojangles. It was disturbing in like four different ways
by natetieckisstillgay March 5, 2010
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Mr. Jenkins

Mr. Jenkins captures little boys and gives them the world. He pounds his dick on their asses and jizzems all over them. Mickey Mouse rides his ass like a fucking pony then he shoves chocolate chips up his ass then Mr Jenkins moans loudly
Ethan got raped by The Corks, Mr. Jenkins and Glitter Boy Sparkels
by The Jenks March 13, 2018
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Mr. B

Someone who is attracted to children, a pedophile. They will touch you weirdly, and say vague sexual phrases to you.
Jim: Oh hey John *Puts hand on arm seductively*
John: Hey stop being a Mr. B
by Indecisive December 7, 2016
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Mr. Monasterio

The best math teacher in the world. He knows how to answer your questions and help you figure stuff out and learn... no wonder he is a teacher.
"Mr. Monasterio, your so cool thanks for your help."
by Happy Bunny XD September 27, 2011
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Mr Miyagi

A person that was born in the country of China (also referred to as a chinaman) who is very wise and has a vast knowledge of mathematics or any other logical subject. This person is always consulted in mathematical or logical questions and they have a habit of helping everybody out either you want there help or not. This is like the Mr miyagi from the movie karate kid who had a vast knowledge of karate.
Fuck that Sam ling from chem and calculus, hes such a fucking Mr Miyagi. Hes always helping jessica the girl that i want to fuck everyday and night.
by chinamaneatsushi April 6, 2011
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