Mud on the nuts

Evidence of poor preparation before anal sex.

"Jeez Eric sure had a lot of Mud on the nuts after his Craigslist ad!"

by Hanging69 July 9, 2016

Mud Smuggler

Homosexual. Synonymous with Turd Burglar.

Those girls are wasting their time , Kip is a mud smuggler.

by The real Dingleberry Jones July 22, 2023

Mud Dart

Using the penis as a tool in sexual games, sports, or activities - specifically referring to anal sex. This is because when you remove the object from its target, it appears to resemble a dart covered in mud - using the brown eye as a bullseye ; Anal sex

Hey baby. How bout a game of mud darts? Bend over - you’re the target.

by Richard Keister April 20, 2023

Spartan Mud Run

The sexual of defecating on your partners back and then using the feces to shape their hair into a Mohawk.

Steve gave Kailey a Spartan Mud Run for an anniversary gift this year.

by Thedangler602 August 9, 2022

mud mummy

When you're having anal sex, you pull your dick out with shit on it, you wrap it in toilet paper and put it back in.

Guy 1: It was a real good time with my girl, she was a real mud mummy. Guy 2: Jesus christ that's disgusting...

by NootNootProductionz February 7, 2021

Mud blood

A term used to describe anyone who is just that anyone ass bitch who no one likes but you don’t want them to tell on you even though it is really worse than calling them every bad word in the world. Anyone called this is also a bot and someone who would cry if you said retard, faggot, and made any slight word that someone who is sensitive or takes things way to seriously says. Also this word can be used in a way to say ur adopted in a insulting way.

Ari: Taylor is a fucking retard.
Cody: Fuck you my half cousins brother-in-law’s step cousin twice removed is retarded you don’t just joke about that. (Starts crying)
Ari: Oh sorry..... cough cough mud blood.

by Charlemagne the ass April 12, 2019

Mud

When someone is looking a mess and unattractive

"You look so mud"

by M.v.t-abb April 22, 2017