Heffer and a half

A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.

Example 1:

Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!

Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!

Example 2:

Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??

Person 2: No, she pretty??

Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.

by countryboy2004 February 14, 2024

A Brick ‘n’ half that

A Brick ‘n’ half Is when you go for a shit an say that’s A Brick ‘n’ half that.

“That was A Brick ‘n’ half that one.

by Booland March 18, 2019

Half a nipple

Specifically a unit of measurement for Bailey's cream liqueur. Half a nipple being 25ML.

"Barkeep! Half a nipple of Bailey's!"

by TheBiggestBen November 19, 2017

Half-lesbians

Critical fat-cock theory.

Hym "Women and fat-cocks. That's why the half-lesbians. Fat-cocks are scarce. Women are attractive. And strap-ons are cheap. Therfore, critical fat-cock theory. It literally explains everything."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2024

Halfs

The relationship between two people who share a half sibling, but do not share parents.

This is my half sibling's, half sibling.
That is my halfs sister.
That is my halfs brother.

Have you met my halfs sister?

Have you met my halfs brother?

by Fish Moser August 22, 2021

Hippie-half-share

Frugality taken to the next step, or all the way to your buddies fridge. Taking an almost unnoticeable amount of something (typically food) with the intention of replacing it... in some karmic form... at some distant future date, until there's only an unusable amount left.

Sage was a very courteous roommate, he was always thoughtful enough to leave a hippie-half-share of my milk in the fridge.

by Dj smiles January 18, 2022

Half-Pint Short Stack

A petite enchantress, standing between 5’0” and 5’2”, with the curves, confidence, and skill of a full-bodied bombshell. She’s perfectly proportioned, irresistibly sexy, and built for pleasure — a sit-and-spinner model who delivers big energy in a small, seductive package. Don’t underestimate her size — she’s all fire, finesse, and unforgettable nights

Dame Bro!!! That Half-Pint Short Stack at Spankies Strip Club absolutely blew my mind in the VIP room last night. I see why even Santa visits Spankies to lighten his load during the holiday season.

by JDsCracksonRacks July 14, 2025