Golden terd

A terd one lays while "on-the-clock"

Hey, Bobbie watch the line while I go take a golden terd. Might be gone awhile.

by Motrey January 26, 2019

Golden Nugget

A funny or valuable piece of information that someone says. Also can be said as “Golden Nugs.” Like when you’ve had a hard day and you really just need a golden chicken nugget. It’s the golden moment of humor that you treasure.

Did you catch that golden nugget? You have to listen to him he will just drop one when you’re not paying attention it’s too funny to miss.

Don’t miss out on his jokes they are golden nugs

by Kanga February 15, 2019

Golden Birthday Party

Golden Birthday parties originated in the 60's. Typically performed by groups of young adults while intoxicated in some form, the person who is celebrating the Birthday is surrounded in a circle by their best mates and is urinated on for 30 seconds, hence the name Golden Birthday Party. The idea originated from Golden Showers and the other term Golden Birthday in combination.

It's Jaquavis' Birthday today, I can't wait until we give him his Golden Birthday Party, been holding in this pee all day!

by Hornicolopop October 4, 2018

The Golden Queen

The Golden Queen is the signature nickname given to the Norwegian entrepreneur, businesswoman, instagrammer, female rapper, singer/songwriter Aubrey Nicole Abreha!

Sam: Who is the Golden Queen?
Nina: Oh man she is Aubrey Nicole

Random boy: Aye that chick reminds me of the Golden Queen?

Friends: Why?
Random boy: Man she powerful ain’t nobody fucks up for her, and if you do man you die.
Mi ned sum gyaldem lik Golden Queen Aubrey Nicole

by katrine99 April 22, 2018

Golden Labrador

When you are performing sexual activity with another in the form of doggy style and you pull out but instead of jizzing on her you piss on her.

“Hey, I did the golden Labrador last night with my girl and she did is back to me”

by smucciht June 3, 2018

Golden Hammock Spoon

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote

Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

by MerMaker June 4, 2018

Golden Teeth

Also called Mariam. An amazing and beautyful girl. She has got such beautyful eyes and pretty face that can only make u happy. Her sweetness is hidden under a layer of shyness. She makes u love her only by showing her smile. When she hugs u, you can only feel grateful with the life bc she is the cutest girl in the world. Very clever and stylish, she knows about every film made in the late 80´s and can sing every grunge song on the radio. She has got an huge an thicc booty and sexy boobs with a golden tan that covers her pure golden heart, like her tooth made of gold that illuminates the darkest corners in my life. She does very good chupaditas. She is amazing and very posser, you can´t describe her with words without crying. 10/10.

Joel: Hey, do you want to masturbate in my corridor?
Pablo: Sorry Joel, I love golden teeth, maybe next Tuesday.

by Eulalito May 13, 2018