a bitch who usually fakes adhd and other mental disorder I don't know for sure but they usually has an friend who actually has mental disorders but I have had a friend like this before who used me to make friends, ditched me and made me try and commit su1c!de
by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023
Get the fake ass pick-memug. by Not2faced January 23, 2017
Get the Fake friendmug. Are Gill and Jonny suitable for promotion? No way, they're all talk and no trousers; real fake chipleaders!
by Django Elf March 19, 2021
Get the Fake Chipleadermug. the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))
kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me
by I like penguinssss January 10, 2024
Get the faking sickmug. A person who is in fact, totally apolitical, but jumps on every bandwagon going. Usually in order to gain social acceptance, and appear more intelligent than they actually are.
I see all the British middle class fake wingers have blacked out their social media profiles: As if they've ever even had a single objective thought about the situation.
by Rikstir June 5, 2020
Get the Fake Wingermug. when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.
dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.
by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018
Get the Five mile fake outmug. by djsjsbd March 25, 2019
Get the Fake Youmug.