Fake Chipleader

A guy who thinks he is awesome, but really has a lot to be modest about.

Are Gill and Jonny suitable for promotion? No way, they're all talk and no trousers; real fake chipleaders!

by Django Elf March 19, 2021

Chipleader

You can’t become a chipleader, you are born as one. Found only in designated beauty spots like Carrick and Killinchy, it’s traditional to bow, clap and cartwheel when you are in their presence. Always address the chipleader with a Hail hail!! when you are graced with their presence (not to be confused with Heil when you meet Edwina).

Edwina-Hail hail!! can I become a chipleader?

Chipleader-no

by Chipleader Hero March 19, 2021

Chipleaders

Guys who think they're hot shit, but they are just blowhards. Twats

Are Jonny and Gill coming tonight? Why ask those twats; they think they're chipleaders!

by Django Elf March 18, 2021