Kiwi’s Brother

Kiwi’s brother is a blonde with baby momma issues. He probaly has a son and a hot blonde girlfriend. Im pretty sure he’s from alabama. He always wears an anklet ;).
Your friends with Kiwi’s Brother?”
“No, the hot blonde is my friend.”
by yourdadsaidhey October 07, 2020
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brother beatdown

The act of an older brother kicking his younger brothers ass.
Jon gave Bryan a serious brother beatdown.
by Blackpeoplerock February 22, 2017
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kayak brother

One who has been spiritually and physically been admitted into the kayak brotherhood. Those admitted are then obligated to stay true to any known kayak brothers and this abiding by the bros before hoes rule. Kayaks brothers are meant to travel in packs of at least three when on the water.
It is a glorious day to be out on the water with my kayak brothers.
by Kayakbrother1 January 12, 2014
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You can’t recover from this insult, it will absolutely end your career and your life’ll be ruined
Eugene: ur family tree LGBT
Chad: ur brother sexually identifies as other
Eugene: *loses his job and commits suicide a day later*
by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat March 27, 2018
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Idiot brother

Someone to blame when things backfire in someone else's life. There is actually no idiot brother, just like there is no boogeyman.
Boy girl with buzz haircut- Its not my fault people reject me, it's my idiot brother.
by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020
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Idiot brother

Someone to blame when things backfire in someone else's life. There is actually no idiot brother, just like there is no boogeyman.
Girl- Its not my fault people reject me, it's my idiot brother.
by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020
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