ranch apple

The act of dipping an apple in ranch dressing and swallowing it whole.
Did you hear how Tommy ate a ranch apple?
by Nickypaz April 14, 2018
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shooting apples

Gay Guy 1: let's start shooting apples
Gay Guy 2: ok, sounds cool
by Carlio' March 19, 2018
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green fried apples

Used in conversation with Matthew Ethan Andre Gilchrist-Gray.
"yo bro tryna hop on the game?"
"green fried apples"
"???"
by cee._kay_ January 04, 2025
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apple-nemesis

Apple nemesis are friends from not so long time ago that have more or less equivalent apples, but also have oposing ideologies. They are therefore always fighting with each other.
“Last night I went to a party and my apple-nemesis came too, so we began fighting for our apples
by Tudieh October 14, 2017
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An extremely large penis. A dick that when fully erect can exceed the length of 9 inches and up. The length is not the only impressive feature, but these large penises also have a significant girth that can weigh up to 3/4 pounds when at full blood capacity. Men who are blessed with such a large cock oftentimes are unaware of their impressive appendage and are sometimes surprised to learn that many women are often afraid of its size in their young adulthood because of massive size that can cause insecurity during sexual encounters due to their inability to handle such a gigantic pecker. This special men later find that only a special woman with the right skills of handling an incredible dick without crying about the pain of intercourse or provoking an unattractive gag reflex during fellatio. Women all over the world who are lucky enough to get a special man to be their husbands all understand why their huge dicks are often described as; “like a baby’s arm holding an apple”
“Gurl…. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you how huge Mr. W’s dick is….let’s just say that it’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple
by milfndenver July 08, 2024
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Neø Apple Lordism

From the depths of a crumbling Empire, and a horrible failed infiltration of the student government. The Apple Lord left his followers for High School, and a New Government was established in it's place. Now Being known as " The Neø Apple Council of Higher Value". With Extreme plans to stage a student government coup, and take control of their school. It started catching on and now has a seat at the United Nations. They also have a dope ass anthem.
A Term coined by students with nothing better to do with their lives.
"Boy I Love Neø Apple Lordism"
by Third Apple Council Member August 18, 2021
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