Max

Leaving without saying “Be right back” or leaving randomly

What did he do? “He did a Max”

by TheRealSpoon March 2, 2023

MAX

Max is a Greek name meaning "Large Penis". He is definitely the most unique and incredible person in this world. He has the biggest heart and no one can deny his extraordinary and hilarious personality. He has a way with making people feel so special. Granted, he makes a lot of mistakes, mistakes that could be completely avoided, but he handles them with such grace and learns from them quickly. His strength shines through everyday and its extremely hard to block him out of your life once he's in it. Max is just Max. You have to love him, or hate him.

Wow, I wish I was more like Max, he's very amazing!

by Mariana23 August 6, 2019

Max

Max is generally a common name for gays/bi’s as it represents their gayness going to the maximum amount.

Max: Hey guess what
Man: What

Max: I’m max wanna go out with me

by The gayest boi September 23, 2021

Max

Max is the type of guy to look like he is on 20 tons of crack cocaine half the time and the kinda guy who's going to see the Eiffel tower and ask is anyone gonna eat that and not wait for an answer.

He's such a Max he is.

by First place mfa January 9, 2022

Max

ax is the type of Pearson who has No life Fake friends and a Whole bunch of hamsters dead or alive.

Girl 1: Omg he’s so weird

Girl 2: He stinks so much ewww

He could be considered dangerous and a gay terrorist but You will see him next to school gates been noncey and he eats a nonce sandwitch.WARNING: If you see him runn

Max is all Above

Max’s house usually consists of big pink dildos,bed,tissues,hand sanitiser and 2 metal poles,sometimes strippers (ugly ones)

by User199273799901173 October 15, 2020

max

someone who thinks they are right all the time and thinks “elle” is pronounced as “ellie”, when it is in fact, NOT.

“max sucks”

by maxhateclub June 28, 2023

Max Di Tomato

Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.

She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.

by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022