poop surprise

first, you take a massive crap on the floor beside the bed, and you have sex with your girl, as shes moaning and about to orgasm, you stop and pick up your shit and throw it at her, then cum on her leg giving you all the pleasure and her only the first half. then calmy put your clothes on and go play video games.
i would rather give her a poop surprise than to let her have a great time in bed
by crustynraunchy December 07, 2007
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poop popsicle

When you fuck a chick in the ass, then she proceeds to suck your dick, therefore being the reciepient of a "Poop Popsicle". More commonly known as the "Dirty Fuck Stick", the man usually makes the woman suck all of the poop off his "Popsicle Stick"
I fucked her in the ass, then gave her a poop popsicle
by Jesse James Mauck January 18, 2006
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poop sucker

A term that was made up around the turn of the century. It means: someone who sucks poop.
Sean Peterson is a poop sucker.
by Danny Peterson January 10, 2004
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poop fart

a poop fart is baisicly the act of forcing out a fart, whilst it is really diarhea... and you poop instead. but still get the fart noise
i had to leave work early today to shower and change, cuz i had a poop fart
by Clinton the DP April 22, 2006
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poop fetish

basically, where you want to stick your pork sword into a steamy pile of dooky. Mainly because you're just that awesome. And you are related to the two girls in that one cup movie. :D
Chris: I'm so Asian.

Garrett: Oh dear.

Chris: What?

Garrett: You asians are known for you poop fetish ways. You bastards...
by Von Mannshaft October 27, 2008
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Poop Whale

When you drop a big load and it doesn't sink - a big part of it is out of the water like a whale (about a quarter), making it look like a whale.
It doesn't touch the sides of the toilet - just sits there.
I dropped two poop whales yesterday.
by Pope Pup August 03, 2009
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commando poop

the act of using a bathroom in a restaurant, fast food place, store ect. with no intention of purchasing from the establishment.
I was driving back from lunch and had to commando poop the Hardees on bypass 17!!
by Dirty Dlite January 28, 2011
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