A rather vague euphamism used on the internet. It may or may not mean something of a sexual nature because it entirely depends what was put in the salad.
by WharryBite August 29, 2023
A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.
by The Byrd Man May 26, 2017
by Towboat Bud March 09, 2020
When a woman gives you so many simultaneous warnings that she’s a crazy-toxic-narcissist, that saying you saw a single red flag just isn’t enough.
She was an hour late, didn’t apologize, ordered the most expensive dish on the menu and stared at her phone the whole time…just a straight up red flag salad with a raspberry vinaigrette.
by NoahGreen April 18, 2024
A type of man who indulges in meaningless discourse to provoke people to react on his sexual exploits with minors.
Croots is a corruption of the word "croutons" mixed bits in salad.
Croots is a corruption of the word "croutons" mixed bits in salad.
"he is a croots salad"
by Urduja Lansaguin June 10, 2022
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