get off of social media

To take an hiatus of social media (lol)

You need to get off of social media because social media hurts your eyes.

by thecharacterwannie June 9, 2022

Secondhand socialize

Secondhand socialize: Wanting to be around people, but only able to do so through social media.

“Dude, this quarantine sucks. All I do is sit in bed, get fat, and secondhand socialize.”

by T.RexxSr. April 23, 2020

social intention misalignment

Mismatched perceptions or directives made by individuals or groups geared towards other individuals or groups.

There was a large social intention misalignment between Joe and Sally. Sally just didn't want to date.

The social intention misalignment between Russia and the United States had grown out of control. Russian diplomats didn't know how to respond.

Social intention misalignment grew exponentially between sexes, but no one noticed because everyone was trapped in the deception butterfly of technological hypnosis fictitious assumption paradigm causing widespread incremental morale degradation.

by Ontological June 25, 2018

social sloth

A social sloth is a person or thing who ignores, or seemingly does not recognize obvious cues given by another participant in a social interaction due to being a bit shy, or concerned about speaking out of turn; one who avoids conversation entirely.

Boy: "What are your plans for this weekend"?
Girl: "I have no plans!"
Boy: "I'm going to a friend's going away party at Yards and that's it."
Girl: "That's so fun! Yeah I'll probably be doing nothing."
12 HOURS LATER
Boy: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Girl: "OH nothing! No plans at all. Just laundry."
Boy: ~social sloth in silence~

by skatetheramp February 6, 2024

Taking a break from social media

She or he is not really taking a break off social media. They are no longer interested in you. You have become a secondary option, a Plan B, the gay best friend. You chump.

Boy: "I haven't seen or heard from you in a week, how you been?"
Girl: "Yeah, I been taking a break from social media. Thanks for helping me return my AC unit. I'll buy you coffee!"

by ChueyFuey June 7, 2025

social beef

Something you say to a kid when you got a shrimp dick

“You just social beef” -shrimp dick joe

by Ahhhh my dick fell off August 15, 2019

eyes are social distancing

when someone is cross eyed. describing someone who's cross eyed.

She's cute except her eyes are social distancing..

by Chucks5150chucks5150 August 29, 2022