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naked mole rat 

Someone looking particularly unattractive, usually early in the morning or late at night. Characteristics include squinty eyes, hair pressed flat against head, puffy features. Usually the result of poor or no sleep and/or way too late/early to be up and moving around.
She washed her face and brushed her hair, but a naked mole rat still stared back at her in the mirror.

After playing video games all night he was more naked mole rat than human.

That's not a baby! That's a naked mole rat!
naked mole rat by Inanna October 21, 2007
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1: Small, underground dwelling mammal. Has hardly any fur and. Pretty awesome really.

2: Another name for a penis because of the remarkable resemblance the mole rat holds to a shrivled, old, un-circumcised penis.
If your penis looks EXACTLY the same as a mole rat, you should probably have the teeth removed before attempting sexual contact with your partner.
Mole Rat by Martin the mole rat February 4, 2009
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Noun. Name given to homeless youth along University way in Seattle Washington. A close knit group of survivors bound together by blood and tears, Usually left their homes due to abuse and or neglect. They formed tight circles to withstand prejudice and harassment by local "frat boys".

Most still keep in touch and regard each other as family. A noble group who came together to survive at all costs. They were vicious when threatened or cornered but mainly minded their own business, All but gone, the orphan core has risen in the rats wake, a poor collection of wannabes and poseurs.
"Those ave rats are some tough bastards, huh?"
ave rat by AveRatRhino October 20, 2011

Joe the Rat 

nickname of Pope Benedict XVI, formerly Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger
Did you hear what Joe the Rat said in his sermon last Easter?
Joe the Rat by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007
a dirty tampon mostly found in a sewer system. indigenous to the mid western united states
just the other day me and denton saw a white rat floating it's way down the sewer
white rat by kowtowndevils September 18, 2006

Call of duty rat

Patient and tricky player in call of duty who uses stealth and environment to kill other players. Often uses mines/claymores/ hidden corners to good effect.
Man what a call of duty rat. Wish I coulda payed more attention to my surroundings he got me good. Bravo sir.

hood rat 

People who do bad thangs with their friends for fun
Eric, Casey, and Dave gave Anthony a hood rat water park
hood rat by atts56340 April 10, 2010