Ice-magiced

To be frozen out by a friend for pettiness and given no explanation...

“I haven’t seen Susan in ages, not even a call”
“She’s probably ice-magiced you”

by Jeska Fox January 16, 2018

Ass magician

Someone who, thanks to magic, is able to stuff his own dick in his ass

I just went to the ass magician. It was pretty awesome

by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018

Geem-Magic

1. Being able to sign your favorrite Esport players.
2. A sexual variation of bellydancing

He used his Geem-Magic and now we have a good roster.

by Onsler May 21, 2018

Satanic Magick

Usage of societal norms and expected thought structures or mental models of individuals to confuse, entire, educate, or solve the emotional woes of individuals through interpersonal psychological interaction and manipulation.

A proof of competence and experience in a field, profession, or social group.

Only an idiot would understand it.
;)

"No one ever speaks about Satanic Magick, only movie magic!"
"And I bet you think all white women have blond hair and black women wear hoop ear rings, huh?"
Satan wins again!

by KarmaLog July 3, 2018

anger magic

Noun : a superhuman power that corrects any wrongdoings done to an individual who acts out in anger.

Austin used his anger magic by getting very angry after his bicycle was stolen, threw a railroad spike through his apartment wall and his stolen bike magically appeared out of thin air in a puff of magical smoke.

by Jewels & Steven July 17, 2018

Mocha Magic

Using a mixture of both fecal matter and semen as lubricant for a sexual purpose.

Me and tina ran out of lube, so we just made some Mocha Magic and continued going at it.

by Limi Jimmy August 23, 2018

Word magic

What they use as language to trick you in a courtroom. All courts are contract enforcement. They offer you accept. Not justice but trickery

How did your court case go
That damn lawyer used word magic on me. Made me feel better about getting rammed in the ass by the corporate government court crooks

by Dudley durite September 7, 2018