I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

A phrase used by chronically-online preteens as a way to absolve themselves of any wrongdoing from their behaviour online, often on sites such as twitter.

Often associated with stan-culture, most people who use this phrase are obsessed with one or more internet celebrity.

"OMG Generic Minecraft YouTuber did something!! I'm gonna post obsessively about it, and generally behave in a ravenous manner to those who have minor disagreements with me!"
"Dude wtf is your problem."
"Erm I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor"
"Oh ok. Carry on then"

by SbeveSbren January 18, 2024

No. I'm not looking for a new job.

I don't have to choose between tolerating harassment and leaving and the harassment is following me from job to job so that isn't going to get me what I want.

Hym "No. I'm not looking for a new job. This will be my last job. You need to fire Rick for doing this. Avery too. You fired the black guy. Black Tony. They fired him. Actually you let Avery get away with buying cigarellos even though he was under age. I did stop working as hard because they were doing this and I reject the notion that it shouldn't affect anything I do. If you do not change their behavior, you either need to fire them, or I'm going to sue. I do not need to leave. I do not need to go to Amy or Sarah. You need to stop trying to convince me to do something else. I'm not going to submit to your will no matter how long you try to do it and if you really want to do what I'm doing you need to stop trying but if not trying doesn't get me what I want that I'm going to murder someone's kid."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

I'm Here

This is a good thing to say in response to someone asking you "How are you?" and you cannot really say "Bad because I don't want to be here today", so you say "I'm Here", and you say it with a monotone so that person gets the idea without jeopardizing your employment.

Sally: Hi Bill!! How are you on this wonderful Monday!!??
Bill: I'm Here

by Space Wrangler August 25, 2021

I'm all edge

Being up for anything. Being ready to go.

Bro #1 : Wanna suck my dick, bro?
Bro #2 : Sure, I'm all edge bro.

by MawkShawt September 6, 2019

I'm just a girl 🥺

When a girl says or does something so devilish and illegal or obsessed with her crush, she says or texts "I'm just a girl" "Just a girl"

Girl 1:I miss him, his smell, his veiny hands, everything about him.
Girl 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP GIRL.
Girl 1: I'm just a girl 🥺

by HazeGaze April 6, 2024

I'm Cooked

Another way to say you're fucked

Dude 1: I heard you're girlfriend is pregnant.
Dude 2: I'm Cooked.

by Ojizzle March 30, 2024

I'm da Skibidi Sigma

I actually am

Sigma, sigma, on the wall
Who's the skibidiest of them all?
ME! I'm da Skibidi Sigma

You underestimate my skibidi power
Now let me show you just how skibidi I can be!

by Mybrotherisnotsigma March 23, 2025