human

/ˈhju.mən/, ˈçju.mən, -mn̩
Also known as homo sapiens, humans are a species of primate who have evolved for 200 thousand years yet still kill each other for practically no reason at all.

Guy 1: Humans are a disgrace to this planet.
Guy 2: real

by nicthenerd June 9, 2024

Human bean

In Roald Dahl's BFG, "Human bean" means "Human beings" as giant country's language.

BFG: I don't eat human beans, so giants call me a stupid runty guy.

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 June 10, 2024

Human Supremacy

A belief that humans are superior.

Anti-Artificial beliefs are that which are rooted in human supremacy

by yiiiiiiiiiis June 13, 2024

human ambassador

A human ambassador is eating the ass of an alien, or someone dressed as one.

"he eats alien ass and more, that's a human ambassador"

by Al Notre July 5, 2024

hamzah

the sexy one on the slushy noobz youtube channel. actual aura god.

"I'M IN LOVE WITH HAMZAH!!!"

by hamzahswife July 8, 2024

Human Dependent Lightbulb

Someone who feels they shine by attacking others and bringing them down. Often a human dependent lightbulb will belittle and humiliate the disabled for personal gain.

Person 1- did you hear what Laura was saying about the new blind guy?
Person 2 - yeah, she is such a human dependent lightbulb. I don't know why she needs to take the light and joy from other people

by PhillyPhillyWangWang July 9, 2024

Human Snailing

The act of using a blanked to curl into a ball, And ejaculating in order to move, leaving a trail of semen on the floor, like a snail.

Me and my friends tried Human Snailing for the first time.

by urethraworms September 1, 2024