by jakobslobber12 December 20, 2023
Get the Jakob's Horsemug. (usually) a male with an extremely smaller than average schlong but continues to act like they are the schiznit.
Betty: How was that date with Sloan Thursday?
Martha: Average, or l actually lower than. Sloans riding with a tiny horse. So there was definitely no rainbow BJ.
Betty: I hate when that happens. Looks like it’s back to searching for a true bucking bronco.
Martha: Average, or l actually lower than. Sloans riding with a tiny horse. So there was definitely no rainbow BJ.
Betty: I hate when that happens. Looks like it’s back to searching for a true bucking bronco.
by jimmy_was_a_stimulator August 8, 2024
Get the tiny horsemug. by Fat cat bro March 29, 2025
Get the Iron horsemug. Johnny and Andrew were eating outside when they heard a loud car zoom past. They both yelled “Fall off your horse!”
by Parkingticket September 29, 2023
Get the fall off your horsemug. Hypocrisy horse- a person that is self righteous and vociferous in their attitude and is guilty of the same things that they are speaking out against.
I shook my head as she climbed up on her hypocrisy horse, telling me what a slob I am while sitting surrounded by a chaotic mess.
by Monty Shagswell May 20, 2023
Get the hypocrisy horsemug. A male who is being “ridden” by a female and is stimulated by it would be considered a “Jolly Horse”. As the woman is riding him like a horse. He is happy about it. Therefore, he is a Jolly Horse
by Jolly Horse January 24, 2024
Get the Jolly Horsemug. 